cheloya: (FF7 >> totally canon)
Me:
   ... although, the more that I compare Reeve to Tony Stark....
Katie:
   oh god I know
   That comparison keeps me warm at night sometimes
Me:
   *grinning*
Katie:
   Just imagining the FFVII cast dealing with a Tony!Reeve
Me:
   God, that would be preci-- well, actually
Katie:
   Yuffie and Tony would get along scarily well
Me:
   that's sort of what Cait is
Katie:
   And Tony and Cid
Me:
   oh my god
   yes
   yes, this
   ..... wait
   wait
Katie:
   Yuffie, Tony, and CId would basically terrorize.... the world, actually. The rest of AVALANCHE included.
Me:
   Does Disney own that?
Katie:
   Yes.
   OMG
Me:
   Are they part of the thing that Disney bought?
   OMG KINGDOM HEARTKLJSHDFKJHSDHFSDKHF
Katie:
   I see our brains went to the same place there
   motherfucker now I have to work that into Burnt Offerings universe
   Vincent would hate Tony with the fire of a thousand burning suns
Me:
   oh my god
   do it
Katie:
   Not for being basically a male Yuffie who makes things explode
Me:
   do it do it doitdoitdoitdoitodifosuiodhkahjs
Katie:
   But for being a male Yuffie who makes things explode and takes up the real Yuffie's time and attention and is also Cid's biffle now what is his life
Me:
   nsdnbbnfdbndf
   yes
   this
   oh my god
Katie:
   sweet christ
   we are TERRIBLE people
Me:
   THIS WOULD BE PERFECT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
   ALSO I AM POSTING THIS TO MY BLOG
cheloya: (R&GAD >> win)
- waited forever (and I mean forever) at the cultural center to get a bus out to Bellbowrie
- played FFVII on the bus and accidentally dropped a correct barrel, as usual. BLOODY AERIS, WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO NOT-SAVE. D:
- got off at the wrong STOP dslkjfas
- spent like five hours doing a puzzle with Kyla and telling the children to go away and play quietly mummy and Laura were busy DON'TTOUCHTHAT
- became addicted to new game called Dynamic Systems on King.com T_T damn you, physics, why must you lure me?
- read very little of HBP because of aforementioned puzzle and game. :(
- argued with Dad over Gneil's (and fantasy's) literary merit
- wrote: NOTHINGGGG

[EDIT] Also, Hiru has been walking around naked in my head for several hours now, possibly in an attempt to remedy that last point. He should not do this while I am trying to read HBP, because holy god, what the HELL, mixed messages.
cheloya: (FFVII >> family)
Bought a new memstick today, so FFVII is halfway downloaded, and my hands are killing me. At least it doesn't require much button mashing. I wonder if we can use the control stick instead of the d-pad...? sdjfds, so excited to have it. XD; (Crowley tells me I am at 53% with 1190/1326 MB downloaded. Crowley is really good at math.)

Today was pretty good, I gotta say. I'm already more than halfway through the work I'd assigned myself for tomorrow, so, uh, ahead of my behind-schedule schedule? Yes.

May just stone and watch Supernatural tonight. My mind is broken. XD;

My scar is healing up pretty well! Bruising is fading nicely, and the scab is starting to crisp up and fall off, so I just have a shiny line and a lump where the underlying stitches are. It's all still pretty swollen, though - my wrist has maybe an extra 20-25% of its usual girth, so hopefully that calms down pretty soon.
cheloya: (FFX >> DO WANT.)
Firstly: This kid who has his WoW account cancelled and proceeds to shriek like a pony about it, who is really going to hate his brother when he finds out about this. XD

Secondly: Work today was pretty good, except for discovering that there is a MarioKart contest on Friday afternoon which I clearly cannot kick ass in because I lack the correct opposable thumb. ;A; HOW WILL I PROVE MY SUPREMACY NOW.

Thirdly: YESSSSS FF7 AVAILABLE FOR PSP DOWNLOADDDDDDDDFUCKYEAHHHHHH guess what I am doing for the rest of the night, guys. GUESS.
cheloya: (FF7 >> HISTORY >> everyone i know)
Definitely, definitely not taffy worth watching.
cheloya: (MERLIN >> *sigh*)
Dear mother,

It is not cool to have your mobile off when you don't come home when we have previous arrangements and you've made no intimation to the contrary. For all I know you and Chris made fast friends with a stringybark on the side of the highway.

No love right now,
Rave,
who is mildly disgruntled and wishes the bloody woman would a) call or b) LEAVE HER PHONE ON.




Merlin was fabulously tacky, by the way. Now I need to go raid the fic comm again.

[EDIT] OKAY, SO I HAVE ADVENT CHILDREN COMPLETE, NOW. Flows much better than the original, except for the division between Tifa and Marlene getting to the church and the fight, so thank all gods for that. Also, my Girl With Pigtails gets a bigger part. As do the Turks and Yazoo. 8D And Zack! Who is still a puppy!

Things I can understand without subtitles. )


'kay, guys, it's, uh, totally worth suffering through again. :"D

[EDIT] OH MY GOD GUYS COOLEST ADDITIONAL YAZOO AND INADVERTANT TURKS SUNSET SCENE EVER

ALSDJFKLSJDFKSDJF;SDFSD;FLSD;FJSDFASD

GUYS SERIOUSLY :"DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
cheloya: (FF7 >> AC >> crazycakes)
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.

(You have to watch a Star Trek trailer before the trailer proper. BUT KDSJFHDJ! GUYS! YAZOO DOES STUFF IN THIS ONE! AND THEY REALLY ARE MADE OF DEAD ALIEN VIRUS! Oh man I need a replay SO BAD.)
cheloya: (FF7 >> save the planet.)
This is about half funny and half 'what the fuck, have you even PLAYED the game'. And I don't mean Dirge. XD (Yes, I am watching other shit in lieu of them having the next part to Zero Punctuation uploaded. Hush.)
cheloya: (PW >> EXACTLY WHAT IT IS LIKE)
[insanejournal.com profile] tainted4life: Sometimes [Hojo Science] degrades into, "If I stick these two animals of the opposite sex into a VERY LARGE BELL JAR, will they mate?"
[insanejournal.com profile] cheloya: But that's why we love him.
[insanejournal.com profile] cheloya: HOJO: IT IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
[insanejournal.com profile] tainted4life: LUCRECIA: .....I WROTE MY THESIS IN POETRY AS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT.
[insanejournal.com profile] cheloya: sjdfhajsdhjkash
[insanejournal.com profile] cheloya: ohgodsotrue
[insanejournal.com profile] cheloya: SO. TRUE.
cheloya: (KH >> dance)
GO HERE NOW.

DOWNLOAD THIS REMIX.

THEN CLAP THE FUCK ALONG.

IT IS THE MACARENA AND THE CHOCOBO THEMES.

fjdhfjsdhsj GREAT REMIX OR GREATEST REMIX.

[EDIT]

In other news, [insanejournal.com profile] tainted4life is writing Chocarena fic set in F&F!verse and we are possibly never allowed to talk to each other ever again because we have entirely too much fun.

And I think Hiru now has a vague fluttering interest in guardian-butterflying Vinseth.

But that is just too hilarious to contemplate.
cheloya: (ONE PIECE >> hungry)
We are expecting a storm, which means my mood is also up. I have a breakfast milkshake because the bananas were about to go to the big compost heap in the sky. I let myself sleep in, because basically the only thing I am doing today is studying for my Jap exam and line-editing drafts between breaking my head on unfamiliar verb formations.

Being an absolute dorktard, I kind of... want to write that Iron Man/FFVII crossover. >_> Obviously this is going to be put on the backburner for some time, but it's... there. XD

Since I want to return these CDs to Mel tomorrow, someone needs to remind me to copy Torchwood S2 onto my computer at some point this afternoon. ([insanejournal.com profile] teacupscientist, I'm going to wait to watch them with you on the holidays, but until I can afford to buy both the box sets this will allow for easier rewatching later. XD)

Oh. And I should probably warn the people on the NaNo Filter - being on said filter will inevitably involve some spoilery information for the ending of the fic. There are a number of details changing - well, there were when last I was writing it. WE SHALL SEE IF I REMEMBER THEM CORRECTLY. God, I need more time. XD Friday week is going to involve twelve hours of work, then coming home to.... well.

See, this is the problem with having uni friends.

I can go to Bel's party, and David's birthday after that.

Or I can spend the two hours between work and midnight rereading the 22k of F&F that I have rewritten, noting down the information that I have to get across, the wheres and the whens, and start writing at 00.00 Nov 01 2008.

*tears quietly at hair*

(Oh, who am I kidding. I might skip Belinda's thing, because it is late and a party-party and I will be tired after that shift, but I cannot possibly skip David's unless I, like, break both my legs. Maybe not even then.

Still trying to decide how to costume myself, though. It is a Day of the Dead thing. Xolotl is still clearing his throat well, croak-trilling pointedly in my direction, but since he is not actually Mexican or some kind of blood god as far as anyone has told me, although with the elemental affinities in this 'verse it's not unlikely and he certainly has the ego of a blood god. Well, before Ciorrnaich brought out the bridle, anyway.)

Fa Li continues to sit and be demure in the back of my head. I, like Xolotl, think she's up to something. She has to be. My characters are never this sweet and gentle. *eyes her* Well, except for maybe August. But he can get angry. Can't see Fa Li angry. Ngrgh. Listen. Stop fucking with my head.

Fa Li: *just looks vaguely worried and slightly hurt*

AUGH.
cheloya: (FFVII >> dork king)
And Crisis Core continues. )

Genesis had to get in one last wild plot swerve of stupidity before I cried my eyes out, and now I'm ready to just give up the ghost. Also, who decided to make the Life Materia a 'goddess materia' and - as such - not something I can actually fucking use? When we have seen exactly one Phoenix Down in the entire fucking game? Fuck off, Squeenix, you already made the cutscenes unbearable and unskippable - there's no need to make battling Malboro more traumatic than it needs to be.

(On the bright side, cave gargoyles seem to have lost their L4 Death ability, for which I am profoundly grateful. |D; Poor Vincent could never catch a break with those things; it didn't matter what his level was divisible by.)

[EDIT]

It is two in the morning. I am getting up at seven. Do the math, then tell me why I do this to myself. AUGH.
cheloya: (FFVII >> tseng beam!)
I've finally discovered why I hate Hollander so much, and also why I've been making GET TO THE CHOPPERRRRR jokes so much: Hollander sounds like Guts' VA imitating Ahnold.

Also, OMG I AM UP TO NIBELHEIM, JKHDYFSHD. SEPHIROTH LAUGHING = ULTIMATE AWESOME, OMFGGgggggggasdkjhfdjfkahs. Um. Um. I really should not play this part before I go to work, because I am liable to burst into tears from sheer hysteria, or worse yet make it up to the part where Zack dies (LOL SPOILER :D) just before I'm due at work. |D; That would not be half embarrassing.

Also, omg, Zack's words to Tseng before he leaves. asdjhfas. ♥ ♥ ♥ Also, bless Cloud and every hair on his pretty little Chocobo head. X3

(This is not cut because, well, there doesn't seem to be much point. If you have no idea of the plot from this point and you care, then you really shouldn't be playing the game.)

I feel sort of weird using this Tseng icon more than a Sephiroth or an Aeris icon for this game, but I guess this is a more accurate depiction of how I feel about the entire affair. XD; Thoroughly enjoyable gameplay, but just... well, ridiculous most-else. XD;;;
cheloya: (RAND >> ninja skillz)
Dear Tseng,

Between the porcine hairstyle and the mako glow to my eyes, you may have noticed that I Am Not A Ninja. There is also the fact that I am wearing black in an area laid thick with snow, and this may also alert you to the fact that I Am Not A Ninja.

You are a Turk! I am only marginally better than Chocobo-Head over there by virtue of not being bright yellow! Go break into your own fucking warehouse! I have degrees in ass-kicking and puppy eyes, not stealth!

Currently hating you all over your pretty fucking face,
and also Not A Ninja,
Zack.




I hate infiltration missions.

I am actually more stealthy as Cait Sith while knocking explosive barrels down stairs than I am as Zack. THIS IS SOMEWHAT HUMILIATING. I guess the question is whether I want the items enough to keep buggering around until I get this right. (And there's materia involved, so you know I do. Also, I don't want to disappoint Tseng by losing the supplies. ;_; DAMN CHARACTERS WITH A HOLD ON MY LOYALTY. DAMN THEM.)

Also - and this is the first time I've ever felt moved to say this, so brace yourselves accordingly - Cloud is so. fucking. cute. And it's the kind of cute which makes me simultaneously want to pick him up and carry him around, and to steal his helmet and shove snow down the back of his uniform.

[EDIT]

No, seriously, Tseng, go fuck a ten gil whore. :( My loyalty to your pretty, pretty eyes is not this deep.
cheloya: (TSUBASA >> NO YOU)
Dear members of the Silver Elite:
In this update we present another piece of Sephiroth trivia - the secrets to his beautiful long hair. The hair products he uses are of the highest grade, made and supplied by the Shinra Company. He seems to use one whole bottle of both shampoo and conditioner every time he washes his hair. They are scented with thirteen kinds of perfume, including Rose and Vanilla.
Apparently, the scent in the air after Sephiroth tosses his hair changes daily!


I just joined a Sephiroth fanclub and this game is going to kill me.
cheloya: (FFVII >> yesterday)
More Crisis Core, cut not so much for spoilers as for near constant attempts to hit on Sephiroth. )

I shouldn't refer exclusively to apples in the subject line; they actually haven't been mentioned for a while - I think because they wanted to make a thorough job of butchering Aeris. I'm actually sickened by what they've done to her, and I never even liked her all that much. I'm not even going to go into it. I ranted to [insanejournal.com profile] ignite about it, and I'm not going to give myself an ulcer by going again.

....yes, I have totally done other things today. I have... I've eaten. I've showered. And I've put the washing on. There! Produdfctititty at its finest.

[EDIT] Hey, awesome, it's only half-three! I can play for another two hours, easily! 8DDDDDD

...or I could do some writing, I guess. >_>;

[EDIT] FUCK YES PHYSICAL UPGRADE FROM HOJO = GET.

(HE LOCKED ME IN A TANK. THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER.)
cheloya: (FFVII >> sephiroth)
Further thoughts on Crisis Core. )

I'm... probably going to bed soon. Probably. Mostly because I know I have to work tomorrow night, though, and that if I don't get some sleep tonight I'm probably going to fall asleep on the meat slicer.

So much for my goal of 750 words/day. |D; Oh, fandom. How you stymie me!
cheloya: (PSOH >> father lucifer)
Wordles are fun, but I don't quite know why Grandfather should be one of the biggest words on mine. XD;

Anyway, today was actually great fun, PSoH aside. XD I still haven't picked up Crisis Core because now I am afraid. But Maddie and Wyrr and I wandered the city and chatted and bought things, and I watched them go bowling because I'm too pansy to fuck up my hands when not totally necessary, and it was good fun. XD We came back to my place a little before five and chatted some more, and I gave Maddie Saiunkoku Monogatari and Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann, both of which are things I should really watch/rewatch at some point soon, and then they went off to see Edward Scissorhands in... play or musical form, I can't remember, and I read PSoH and twitched a lot and also rediscovered my guilty love for Wu Fei.

Now I'm going to make some more tea, get into my pajamas, and sit down to cry/thrash/glee over Crisis Core, because I may as well get all my pain over with before I go to bed tonight.

(Not that I'm expecting to finish it in three hours, but three hours is probably enough to determine whether I can bear to play the rest.)

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