cheloya: (RAND >> ninja skillz)
Dear Tseng,

Between the porcine hairstyle and the mako glow to my eyes, you may have noticed that I Am Not A Ninja. There is also the fact that I am wearing black in an area laid thick with snow, and this may also alert you to the fact that I Am Not A Ninja.

You are a Turk! I am only marginally better than Chocobo-Head over there by virtue of not being bright yellow! Go break into your own fucking warehouse! I have degrees in ass-kicking and puppy eyes, not stealth!

Currently hating you all over your pretty fucking face,
and also Not A Ninja,
Zack.




I hate infiltration missions.

I am actually more stealthy as Cait Sith while knocking explosive barrels down stairs than I am as Zack. THIS IS SOMEWHAT HUMILIATING. I guess the question is whether I want the items enough to keep buggering around until I get this right. (And there's materia involved, so you know I do. Also, I don't want to disappoint Tseng by losing the supplies. ;_; DAMN CHARACTERS WITH A HOLD ON MY LOYALTY. DAMN THEM.)

Also - and this is the first time I've ever felt moved to say this, so brace yourselves accordingly - Cloud is so. fucking. cute. And it's the kind of cute which makes me simultaneously want to pick him up and carry him around, and to steal his helmet and shove snow down the back of his uniform.

[EDIT]

No, seriously, Tseng, go fuck a ten gil whore. :( My loyalty to your pretty, pretty eyes is not this deep.

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